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Loren

Jeannene Hansen

2002

We were creating a web page, and a movie animation of a quote. While looking for the perfect quote (which I still have not quite decided on), I came across some other crazy cool ones you may enjoy. Thank you!!!

CRAZY QUOTES!!!

I have often depended on the blindness of strangers. -Adrienne E. Gusoff

Living in a vacuum sucks. -Adrienne E. Gusoff

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise. -Gore Vidal

War is not nice. -Barbara Bush

I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.-Richard Diran

Happiness is like wetting your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. -A bathroom stall

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: how much clean air do we need? -Lee Iacocca

There is no sincerer love than the love of food. -George Bernard Shaw

Whoever said 'it's not weather you win or loose', probably lost -Anon.

We are not retreating- we are advancing in another direction. -General Douglas MacArthur

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone,Ê but you know what I've left on the porch? a jack-o'-lantern with a knife suck in the side of its head with a note that says 'you'. After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." -Anon

Only two things are infinite, the universe and a human stupidity, I'm not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein

I don't like trendy people as much as I like myself. - Beave

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. -Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes you're the windshield: sometimes you're the bug. -Mark Knopfler

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes. -Frieda Norris

Everyday I come home and I think to myself what are they saying? -Anon.